Dear Santa Bird,
First off, I just want you to know that I have been a very good bird this year. I have not pooped on mommy for the last 2 weeks! She even decided it was a safe time now to wear her new sweater and boy, was that a temptation! I think I was even extra good because I tried to eat more fresh fruits and vegetables...oh, but how can I resist those yummy treats. The sound of the bag of Gusto Pumpkin Seeds being opened just makes my feathers quiver with anticipation.
Now I know you're always watching, but just in case you might need a gentle reminder, I thought I'd send you my wish list for this Christmas:
~ Gusto Organic Banana Chips - my oh my, the tricks I would do for these!
~ Polly Wanna Piñata Rudolph - I heard he arrived in the store and can be stuffed with goodies! Umm, Santa Bird, how does Rudolph fly without wings?
~ Parrots Magazine - I just love it when mommy and daddy read to me, and I love to look at all the pretty birdies. They seem to learn a lot when they read it too. I was wondering if you knew how some of the birds get their feathers to look so good - are they real or did they get a lift job?
~ Zupreem Smart Snacks - I heard this is a new treat, and treats are great - I'd love to try something new!
~ Bamboo Shredders - I just LOVE it when mommy sticks treats inside of these, and they are so much fun to rip apart.
~ Cuttlebone & Calcium Perch Small - I know I already have a few perches, but I'd love to have a different one, and this one I can eat too! I wonder if mommy knows there's more than one kind of a strawberry-banana split?
~ Bird Sitter DVD - All the other Parrots I know have one and they keep telling me about the hundreds of other Parrots they see on this DVD!
~ Photo Frame - I just know mommy would love to have my photo in a special frame, and you should see the cute frames at Parrotdise Perch! Maybe my grandparront would love a photo of me too! Come to think of it - the pins and Travel Mugs would be great too - then mommy could sort of take me with her when she goes out.
~ Rose Bouquet - now I'm not talking about REAL roses - I know they're not good for me. But I saw these and thought they'd make a great gift for mommy - then I could show her how to shred and chew them! My parronts really need a lesson on how to shred things.
~ Mini basketball Game - I want to be a hoop star one day, so this would be perfect for me to start practicing my moves. Did you want my autograph now?
~ Harrison's Bird Bread - oh please please please can bring me some - it's just SO good! mmmmmm....
Oh, in case you need something to fill my stocking with, I saw some really fun Foot Toys too - my favourites are the Pasta Planets, Liberty Bell, Lucky Dice, Pigtails, Block Tops - oh and don't forget the Sputnik - it's out of this world cool! And if you bring me some foot toys, then I won't try to "borrow" James' Lego any more.
So I know this is a long list - but I have been very, very good this year. I haven't barked at the dog in a while and it's even been a month since I last chewed on the curtains!
Now I realize you're a busy Santa Bird, so if you don't have time to round up all these goodies for me, you could always give me a Gift Certificate. (hint hint)
Squawkingly yours,
Kiwi,
aka the perfect and most modest Parrot
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